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How to Join the Coprolites
(or nominate a friend)
Joining the Coprolites is a wonderful way to express your defiance of age and of the ageist stereotypes that people inflict on us. Membership in The Coprolites® is also the perfect gift for that friend or relative who has a big birthday coming up. (And let's face it, they're all big.)
Each member receives a framed 8-1/2-by-11-inch personalized certificate, a flyer explaining what it means to be a Coprolite, and a tumbled and polished specimen of genuine Coprolite nestled in a velveteen bag identifying it as "A JURASSIC CLASSIC." Your Coprolite specimen was deposited by a large dinosaur millions of years ago. Think of it as one dinosaur reaching out in fellowship to another across the ages!
Official lifetime membership in The Coprolites® costs only $24.95 plus shipping. Minnesota residents pay sales tax on memberships, but not on most of our wearables.
To join this distinguished group (or sign up a friend), just check "Add to Jurassic Sack" below and then fill in the new member's name when you get to the "Jurassic Sack" (shopping cart) page. Membership materials are shipped within a day or two of receiving your order, and should be delivered within a week. (Wearables take two to four weeks, because each is custom made when you order it.)
$24.95
Coprolite Lifetime Membership: Kit includes a personalized framed certificate, a flyer explaining the significance of the Coprolites, and a tumbled and polished specimen of genuine Coprolite left by a dinosaur millions of years ago. To nominate someone for membership, please click "Add to Jurassic Sack," and then enter the name of our new Coprolite member.
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After joining the Coprolites, new members will want to show off their affiliation with some Coprolite Costumes and check out our free Coprolite newsletter.
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