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How to Join the Coprolites
(or nominate a friend)
Joining the Coprolites is a wonderful way to express your defiance of age and of the ageist stereotypes that people inflict on us. Membership in The Coprolites® is also the perfect gift for that friend or relative who has a big birthday coming up. (And let's face it, they're all big.)
Each member receives a framed 8-1/2-by-11-inch personalized certificate, a flyer explaining what it means to be a Coprolite, and a tumbled and polished specimen of genuine Coprolite nestled in a velveteen bag identifying it as "A JURASSIC CLASSIC." Your Coprolite specimen was deposited by a large dinosaur millions of years ago. Think of it as one dinosaur reaching out in fellowship to another across the ages!
Official lifetime membership in The Coprolites® costs only $24.95 plus shipping. Minnesota residents pay sales tax on memberships, but not on most of our wearables.
To join this distinguished group (or sign up a friend), just check "Add to Jurassic Sack" below and then fill in the new member's name when you get to the "Jurassic Sack" (shopping cart) page. Membership materials are shipped within a day or two of receiving your order, and should be delivered within a week. (Wearables take two to four weeks, because each is custom made when you order it.)
$24.95
Coprolite Lifetime Membership: Kit includes a personalized framed certificate, a flyer explaining the significance of the Coprolites, and a tumbled and polished specimen of genuine Coprolite left by a dinosaur millions of years ago. To nominate someone for membership, please click "Add to Jurassic Sack," and then enter the name of our new Coprolite member.
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If your membership is to be shipped outside the continental United States, there will be an additional charge. After we determine the extra cost, we'll email you this information. At that point, please go to our International Shipping page to add the additional charge to your shopping cart.
After joining the Coprolites, new members will want to show off their affiliation with some Coprolite Costumes and check out our free Coprolite newsletter.
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